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A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.
B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.
C is for the commitment that was never there.
D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.
E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.
G is also for the spot he could never find!
H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.
I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.
J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.
K is for kinky, he always started without me.
L is for love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.
M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?
N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.
O is for the orgasms he thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!
Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.
T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.
U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.
V is for the voodoo doll I made of him.
W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.
X is what he is to me now!!!!
Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him.
Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.
Raaj.
D is for dissatisfied which is a synonym for feminine.
H is for how hopeless it is to try and satisfy a woman.
P is for the pig that women are, because they can be as sloppy as ever, but still want more!
T is for the typical bitch that came up with that list.
Lmao! I love it. Too bad it was from the point of a view of a woman. You should come up with one from a man's view now. That would be even funnier, and more valuable.
lmfaoo raven shut up, lmao
Nice, well done to whoever created this list. Very interesting and funny. Laugh out loud. For the guys, they should create another version or the girls to read. Smiles! It was a good joke.
Hell yah! Create one for men! Do! it!
lmfaooo
hmm, i might try writing one for the men. lmao or from the mans point of view.